sooo. was leaving work yesterday and the guy i work up front with, who’s SUPER nice, was like i’ll walk out w you and make sure you get to your car okay. and i was like oh ok. and it’s a warehouse and the parking lots really big and dark and there’s no street lamps (maj problem) and so you have to walk across the parking lot w the delivery trucks and over some grass and into the parking lot that employees can park in so i was walking along thinking to myself do not fall do not fall that would be so embarrassing. and what the fuck do you know!? i make it over the snow and think i’m home free once i hit the concrete, nope there’s a giant patch of ice and down i go. it probably looked hilarious i got up right away and was like im ok! so embarrassing tho. and turns out i’m not ok i really bruised a bone near the outside of my knee and it hurts to walk. or i sprained it. dont think i fractured it tho. wouldn’t that just be fantastic tho.