you might as well do what you want because people are gonna criticize you either way.
first of all. HELL YES. i feel like i’m getting a double chin and first of all, i think 82 percent of my body issues stem from some sort of dysmorphic part of my mind. i think things are way worst than they actually are. i am a grown ass woman with a curvy body. and until im ready to take the step forward and start working out more and eating healthier than i am going to have to accept that or no one else will. can i get an amen?
second of all. i was vacuuming as i tend to do because i am a neat freak and i like vacuuming and taking the trash out when it gets full and not having about ten hundred pounds of recycling just laying around. anyways. i was doing it.. and i accidentally vacuumed up my roommates bracelet. it was just one of those rubber ones it said love on it or something.. but im not sure how important it was to her. but if it was important to her.. why was it laying on the ground? and also millie was kind of biting at it so i think i’m just going to blame it on her. but just for funsies lets take a look back on all the damage i have done on my roommates things, and no i don’t think this is funny i actually feel quite horrible:
1. a cat shattered a wine glass of hers
2. i shattered a glass bowl
3. i melted two different cooking utensils because i used them in the wrong ways
4. now this god damn bracelet.
i just feel like that’s a lot. maybe it’s not.
oh and i ALMOST broke her blender. close call on that one.